Going home on Saturday.. to crawl up in a foetal position in the bottom of a wine bottle, and sob gently, as wisps of salty tears curl and dissipate in the dark red.. 

See, I may be sad and dumped, but I can still GOTH OUT!

WOOOO GOTH OUT!

No I really am heartbroken, but I will not be deterred from acting a pillock (also, fuck you Americanised spell checker, pillock IS a fucking word).

I always seem to be hungover or dumped.. but never drunk or in love

Howlin’ Wolf // Smokestack Lightning

My actual personality is becoming worryingly close to my assumed tumblr moniker.. only I am not a wizard of misery.. I’m not even Mickey Mouse in his fucking red cloak, subordinate to the sorcerer.. Jesus, I’m not even Mickey’s silly fucking whirling dervish brooms.. I’m just a bitter man, gradually removing and eliminating life options one by one like layers of onion skin

I really don’t fucking deserve this.. I’m always going on about how no one truly deserves anything, good or bad, life is arbitrary, random and pointlessly cruel.. but when cruelty is meted out, unjustly, by someone you love.. well this I just plain don’t deserve

That’s so Raven…

knowyourmeme:

Quoth the chestbrah.

KYMdb - Bro

I have started a separate blog, notesfromatesco, which concerns my attempts to become a guileless and unthinking cog in a relentless Capitalist machine.. 

The first MISERY WIZARD webcomic.. it makes little sense, but then neither did World War One and that was widespread and successful (well not critically successful).

With art by Owen Watts aka crazyfoxmachine.tumblr.com.. whom you really should be following